Helping people smile.

A tale of broken connections.

We 302 each other when we were young.
Our love was 403, we were just stupid kids in love.
She was 423 into my heart the moment I see her.
I knew I couldn’t 303.
Then her father decided to move to another city,
I made 429 to him, asking, begging them to stay.
But they were 501…
I even offered him all my money
And my new cable
But he said it was 406.

One day after school I went to see her, but they were 404.
I was young and naive, I didn’t know I had 300
After 102 this falling apart,
I accepted the fact that they 301 and she was 410
And I knew it was 425 for me to get attached anyway
But I can’t help it, I still have this 409 in me.
Afterall, it’s not like 418, I have feelings
Even though my 417, 226 to it now.

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Dad Jokes

  • An SQL statement walked into a bar and saw my crush and I sitting at two tables. It approached us and asked “may I join you?”
    (and that kids, is how I met your mother)

  • Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

  • I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang but it came back to me.

  • Why did the it hurt when I threw tomatoes at my friend?
    The tomatoes were still in a can. (This joke still haunts me)

  • Did you know princess diana had dandruff?
    Yeah they found her head and shoulders on the dashboard.

  • A santa at nasa backwards is a santa at nasa, racecar backwards is racecar but racecar sidewards is how Paul walker died.

  • What’s the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
    Batman returns

  • What does DNA stand for?
    National Dyslexia Association.

  • I couldn’t find the Cybersecurity team all day.
    All I know is that they ran-some-where

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